Absentmindedness + Eggs =

......boom! Cooking tip: if you leave eggs to boil (and the buzzer on the stove isn't very loud) and you forget about them a few things will happen.

1) the water will all boil away
2) the kitchen will be smoky
3) you will be reminded about the eggs when they EXPLODE all over the kitchen one at time
--so much for my protein after the gym tomorrow